saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game
(Source: trazodones, via asukalinguine)
So the angels are expelled from heaven.
Metatron is running the show.
And there’s really nobody who can get up there to stop him.
EXCEPT
If he can hack into Sam & Dean’s heaven, he can certainly hack into Metatron’s white room. He can even make a quick stop to flip Naomi’s power switch back on, and together they can be the swaggiest badasses to ever save the pearly gated community.
OMG. I want an Ash and Naomi team up to save the world fanfiction.
(via stealingblogsisfun-jm)
people used to have to paint their own selfies
WHEN THIS GUY:
IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY:
ALSO WHEN THIS GUY:
IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY:
THAN WE HAVE THIS GUY
ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY
i think this is how i feel most of the time
i got u balloons
omg you are so cute
i got u a cat
i made you a cake
i got you ryan gosling
this is why i love tumblr
(via kaelang12)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(via daughterofthefandom)
Mary Mary, quite contrary,
How did your little boys grow?
With guns and knives,
And yellow Demon eyes,
Going from Heaven to Hell below.
(via davidjteninch)