"I comma square bracket recruit’s name square bracket comma do solemnly swear by square bracket recruit’s deity of choice square bracket to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the city of Ankh-Morpork comma serve the public truƒt comma and defend the ƒubjects of His ƒtroke Her bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket Majeƒty bracket name of reigning monarch bracket without fear comma favour comma or thought of perƒonal ƒafety semi-colon to purƒue evildoers and protect the innocent comma laying down my life if neceƒsary in the cauƒe of said duty comma so help me bracket aforeƒaid deity bracket full stop Gods Save the King stroke Queen bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket full stop."
— Ankh-Morpork Watchmen’s Oath (via lifesuckswearahat)
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[Image Description: Drawing of Rory Williams-Pond looking grumpy and getting cuddled by Death in his skeletal, scythe-wielding form. Death is snuggling his shoulder and looks rather infatuated.]
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oh, the affectionby =Stiv-Lee
MISTER WILLIAMS.
“Oh, no, not again.”
OR IS IT POND? I CAN’T QUITE TELL. ANYWAY. IT’S YOU AGAIN?
“I’m afraid so.”
WHAT WAS IT THIS TIME? YOU’VE ALREADY GONE THROUGH REPTILIANS, ROMANS, SPATIO-TEMPORAL ANOMALIES, SIRENS, DROWNING, RAPID-FIRE AGING, AND… HRMM… WHAT’S THIS, GETTING ERASED FROM THE UNIVERSE?
“Yes. I know I have. Can we just get on with the dying thing?”
GET ON WITH THE DYING THING? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MISTER PONDWILLIAMS?
“…Look, I think we know each other well enough that you can just call me Rory.”
I need this on my blog](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnms7t27Cg1qzz80no1_500.jpg)
